May 2012
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Anyone want J. Sanchez back?
J. Sanchez: 1-2, 25.1 IP, 6.75 ERA, 5.52 FIP, 7.82 BB/9; fastball down to 89.2 MPH M. Cabrera: .356/.404/.506, 64 hits, on pace for 241 hits, 18 RBI, 6 SBs
May 25th
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Bye Bye Brandons
After tonight’s game, both Brandons on the team have pretty much been rendered useless. Crawford’s ineptitude with the bat was well-documented, but add on his defensive struggles and he is worse than replacement level. Now comes the revelation that Belt refuses to adjust his stance to become the ball-driving, run-producing bat the Giants want him to become. He won’t straighten...
May 15th
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Brandon Crawford sucks
He just tried to bunt with two outs and runners on the corner. Let me repeat, he just tried to bunt with runners on the corner. And TWO FUCKING OUTS. BUNT. WHAT?! I don’t think there is anything the entire bandwagoning, moron-filled, idiot-infested, fan-girl populated, dipshit of a tumblr community can say to prove me wrong. He needs to be shipped away to single A ball or waived....
May 13th
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9.25 million dollars
That’s how much Brian Sabean spent this past off-season to keep Affeldt and Lopez in our bullpen. Together, they’ve pitched only 18 and 1/3 innings this season almost a month and a half into the season. Affeldt hasn’t pitched since late April. Their ERAs and value aren’t that impressive, when you consider that Affeldt’s ERA is above 4.00 and though Lopez has an ERA of...
May 13th
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FUCK BRANDON CRAWFORD
0/2, 2 Ks and two errors, one costing us a run. Sick of his inability to hit the ball. Sick of his inability to play the shortstop position, the thing he’s supposed to be “up here” for… GO AWAY! YOU SUCK NUTS! #wewantomar
May 4th